Predictions for the New Year, 2035

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... Three-time Senior X Game champion, Shawn Palmer, unveils a new trick: "the Miracle Ear."
... Johnny Moseley becomes official spokesperson for seasonal Viagara.
... West Virginia legalizes marijuana.
... Powder magazine names West Virginia's Snowshoe Mountain RESORT OF THE YEAR.
... Telluride secedes from Colorado and joins West Virginia.
... Bowing to pressure, Utah concedes ground in their libation policies and begins allowing the sale of 3.3 percent alcohol beer.
.... The Classic Rock bus moves from Sundays at 7 am to Saturdays at 4 pm.

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