1.13.2005

Put it on the Sullivan tab!!!

Which of the following rumors about the recent Cloudveil acquisition is true?

a) Sulli is retiring from the outdoor industry to launch a men's fashion magazine called "Tiny Hands."
b) Brian Cousins celebrated the news by changing from Copenhagen to Skoal Bandits.
c) Former Cloudveil national sales manager Noah Robertson is moving back to Jackson Hole to fill a new position: Vice President in Charge of Gusseted Crotches.
d) During a due diligence meeting in Italy, Cousins ran into FILA-sponsored athlete Alberto Tomba and apologized for "anything my partner might say to you."
e) During the same due diligence meeting in Italy, Sulli ran into FILA-sponsored athlete Alberto Tomba and challenged him to a rock-paper-scissors match for beers.
f) Many drinks will be purchased by Sulli & Cuz at the ORWM show.

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