..."At least now we'll see the area destroyed in 10 short years instead of watching global warming do it over a painful, drawn-out 40."
..."But where will there be pristine and untouched wonders left for me to drive my GMC Yukon through?"
...."They're drilling in the Alaskan wilderness? That's too bad. Someone really ought to look into passing laws to put such places under federal protection so this doesn't happen again."
..."This can't be true. Bush described himself as an environmental guardian last fall, and I've seen photos of him standing in front of trees."