4.22.2005

Friday diversion: your new "living will"

From the New Yorker. A few of my personal favorites:

#4. If I am unable to feed, clean, or dress myself, I would like to be referred to as “Mr. Trump.”

# 5. Do not resuscitate me before noon.

# 6. If I do not respond to pinches, pinpricks, rubber mallets, or other medical stimuli, please stop laughing.

# 7. If I no longer respond to loved ones’ attempts at communication, ask them about our last car trip.

# 12. If my doctor pronounces me brain-dead, I would like to see the new Ashton Kutcher movie ...

LINK: The New Yorker

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