What if Anthony Lane was the primary gear reviewer for Adventure? What if he took over the Outside Buyers Guide?
Would he merge humor with product publicity? Or would he savage the unfaithful with his wicked pen.
Today's must-must-must read, from the New Yorker, is Lane's review of "Star Wars: Episode III."
Just try to read it and not laugh out loud. Especially the whole Yoda shtick. Classic.
LINK: The New Yorker