PR is Hard, Part III: White House Denies Existence Of Karl Rove

WASHINGTON, DC -- The White House denied rumors of wrongdoing by anyone named Karl Rove Monday, saying the alleged deputy chief of staff does not exist.

'To my knowledge, no one by the name of Karl Rove works for this president, his staff, or for that matter, anyone on earth, since he is not a real person,' White House press secretary Scott McClellan told reporters Monday."


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