12.05.2005

A very important date


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We're taking a few days off ... so until blogging resumes, please chew on this:


QUIZ: HOW TO STAY WARM THIS WINTER

For Him …

Your primary reason for seeking companionship through our unique, ski-town video dating service is:
a) There comes a time in every man's life when he needs someone to share his life with.
b) Your cable got shut off.
c) You blew out your knee.

Your ideal first date with a new partner would be:
a) Maguro, toro, and sloppy sake swapping.
b) Nibbling through the all-you-can-eat salad bar with a few Moose Brews.
c) Writing your date a check for $40 and making out in your truck.

Which is your favorite part of the dating process?
a) Wondering what your date looks like naked.
b) Wondering what your friend's date looks like naked.
c) Wondering what the waitress looks like naked

If a genie gave you a choice of having sex every day with a different woman OR heli-skiing every day of the season for free, you would choose:
a) Heli-skiing.
b) Heli-skiing.

Your biggest turn-on during a conversation with a prospective dating partner is:
a) A playful sexual lilt to the discussion.
b) A hint of cleavage.
c) Finding out she owns her own snowmobile.

How many condoms do you carry in your wallet during a first date?
a) Four.
b) Five.

What is the first thing you notice about a woman?
a) Her eyes.
b) Her thighs.
c) Her snow tires.

What do you feel will be your greatest challenge in creating a lasting, positive relationship?
a) Listening to Norah Jones.
b) That time between Opening Day and the Last Tram.
c) Taking your dip out before bed.
d) All of the above.

For Her …

Your primary reason for seeking companionship through our unique, ski-town video dating service is:
a) You've been thinking about your electric toothbrush a little too much.
b) You need someone to shovel your driveway.
c) Your dog ran away.

When your last date showed up in a t-shirt saying "Just because I sleep with you tonight doesn't mean I'll ski with you tomorrow," you sprayed him with mace:
a) Immediately.
b) After he bought you dinner.

You prefer romantic men, but you'd settle for:
a) A man with less than $10,000 in credit card debt.
b) A man with easy access to the first tram.
c) A man with a job.

If a genie gave you a choice of having a fulfilling relationship with a handsome, successful man and heli-skiing every day, you would choose:
a) Heli-skiing.
b) Heli-skiing.

Your biggest turn-off during a first date is:
a) Your date staring at your breasts.
b) Your date staring at the waitress' breasts.
c) Your date asking if you own a snowmobile.

Please finish the following sentence: "Men in a ski town are only interested in one thing, and it is ______________.
a) Skiing.
b) Not sex.

What is the first thing you notice about a man?
a) His eyes.
b) His hair.
c) His snowblower.

How important is it to you to have a traditional "boyfriend'?
a) Significantly less important than a decent cup of coffee.
b) Slightly less important than vanilla soymilk.
c) Slightly more important than good reception for Olympic pairs figure skating.

If you developed a relationship with a man, and if that relationship became sexual in nature, and if that man wanted to name his sexual genitalia, and if that name happened to be "El Nino," you would:
a) Accept it, as long as things remained wetter and warmer than usual.
b) Reject it on the basis that El Nino really isn't that big of a deal.

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