5.12.2006

Protect my damn gardens, and keep the roads safe for my SUV

Take one part sprawl, one part massive deer populations in suburban DC, and one part hunter-phobia by animal-rights locals, and whaddaya get?

After-dark deer snipers, hired by the government to use silencers, night-vision goggles, and plunk Bambi off the edge of your backyard for $100 to $250 a shot.

With no natural predators other than neighboring Americans who only touch meat that's been wrapped in a sesame seed bun, and lots and lots of micro-mansions in previous habitat areas ... what do you expect?

Deer Control Has Bambi in Crosshairs

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