This just in.
The British are more healthy than Americans. They're more active, they eat less junk food, they eat less in general, and ... damn it, they're funnier.
Check this out: "Even when obesity, drinking, smoking and social levels are taken into account, the difference between the two nations is significant."
So ...the lesson for today is ... Great Britain's fat, overweight, smokers are in better shape than ours. Sounds like a challenge to me.
And now for something compleltely different.