Just a day after a call for entries to the first-ever, first-annual, first-of-a-kind "Slacker of the Year" awards ... entries are trickling in faster than a Nordic walker on Ambien.
Maybe the Slackers are still on the couch, desperately seeking World Cup coverage. Maybe they're on the front porch playing "punch buggy" for bong hits. Maybe they're distracted by the news coverage about Rush Limbaugh getting caught in Palm Beach with a fistful of Viagra and no Rx. Yeah, that's it.
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