What is "Outdoor Lifestyle"?

How many suits do you own?

When was the last time you wore a tie?

Do you know what a wingtip is?

Tucked or untucked?

If you had an extra $20, would you wax your skis or get your shoes shined?

Locate your nearest REI.

Locate your nearest Men's Warehouse.


Define "pleat."

Name three current NBA players.

Name three companies who make soft shells.

When was the last time you saw a surfing photo?

Fill in the blanks:

Yvon ________________

Jake ________________

Bode ________________

Lance _____________

An Incovenient _________

Which story intrigues you more? That pole dancing parties are the next big thing for the New Jersey book club crowd? Or that Floyd Landis might be innocent?


  1. Anonymous5:10 PM

    A whole army of them ready to acquire, acquire, acquire.

    Why? You want to tie me up with some of your ties, Ty?


    That thing Luke Skywalker flew around the Death Star.

    I'd get waxed every time.

    I'm in the rain chamber as I type.

    You're gonna like that place. I guarantee it.


    Ask your mom.

    John Amaechi, Moochie Norris, World B. Free.

    Carvel, Hagen Daas, Baskin Robbins.

    I didn't know photos could surf.

    Yvon FreedomFry (or ToDrinkYourBlood)
    Jake Plummer
    Bode Well
    Lance Boyle ( or TheSurferDudeinApocalypseNow)
    An Incovenient Electoral College

    Landis' Urine Mistakenly Switched with Jersey Pole Dancer's

  2. That's great - You forgot one question - PBR or Samuel Adams?