Iran releases British hostages. Meanwhile, back home in Vermont:
Governor Jim Douglas releases emotion; admits he's sailing in "uncharted waters"
Mother Nature releases April snowstorm; Jay Peak reports 78-inches in two hours
Congressman Peter Welch releases fart; promises to purchase carbon offset
Telemark skier releases money; vows to never do it again
Mad River Glen releases final plans for new single; shareholders in frenzy over missing pole hooks
At least one of these is true...