One less coyote

In a landslide vote of 2-0, the official hat of wickedoutdoorsy.com has been selected.

Get yours here.


  1. I like the look, but am a little worried that raptors overhead might mistake me for carrion. Any suggestions on keeping the buzzards away?

  2. The best part is the reviews for it.

    "The only reason this hat did not receive 5 stars is due to the fact that I was attacked by a bird thinking it was wounded prey while I was out for a walk. A rare but unfortunate occurrence when wearing an animal pelt on your head."

    Freaking awesome. I won a coonskin hat at a 50's party when I was 8. It wasn't half as cool.

  3. Can you get it at Dan & Whits?

    but hell it's got sweet sideburn and mullet protection

  4. Anonymous5:03 PM

    Hmmmm. I'm think scent gland issues.....................

  5. Salty8:00 PM

    hell, that's an insta-mullet.

    There's nothing that says cosmopolitan like wearing a full coyote pelt as headwear