Seven reasons Vermont shouldn't secede

7. National Cleavage Day.

6. America's best informed people would rather watch fake news than Fox.

5. National High Five Day

4. One in six Americans commutes more than 45 minutes to work, each way, and thinks it's normal

3. National Sense of Smell Day.

2. A New York couple moving to Arizona took a 2,500 mile cab ride so as not to inconvenience their cats.

1. National Egg Salad Week

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