Forgive me father
For I have driven my truck today, and it felt good.
For I have coveted thy
nearby golf course, and felt the shame that doth fall on all those who wear
pleated front khakis treated with water resistant petroleum-based coatings.
For I have worshipped at the altar of a false idol, a
Titleist 905s driver.
For I have used the Lord's name in vain several times, particularly on that nasty 6th hole that doglegs to the left.
For I have plans to use my driver on that hole today. Be ready to hear thy name again. And loudly.
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