Forgive me father

For I have driven my truck today, and it felt good.

For I have coveted thy nearby golf course, and felt the shame that doth fall on all those who wear pleated front khakis treated with water resistant petroleum-based coatings.

For I have worshipped at the altar of a false idol, a Titleist 905s driver.

For I have used the Lord's name in vain several times, particularly on that nasty 6th hole that doglegs to the left.

For I have plans to use my driver on that hole today. Be ready to hear thy name again. And loudly.

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