10. Forget your earplugs at Thunder Road. 9. Learn new words at Fenway Park. 8. Ride Stowe trails with a snapped seat post. 7. Prepare for a liver transplant after rafting the Kennebec. 6. Run the Long Trail in peak black fly season. 5. Sleep through the 4 a.m. songbird onslaught. 4. Catch a trophy brown, then remember to get your fishing license. 3. Drive the 9th green at Sugarbush ... from the 7th tee. 2. Secede from having to do the dishes. 1. Bike to work in Waitsfield, and survive to buy Jim's book.