Boomers or bust?

Step 1: Eat too much ham and/or sugar cookies over the last month and a half.

Step 2: When relatives arrive, feign stomach disorder (see Step 1).

Step 3: Use frequent visits to the “library” to catch up on the stack of magazines piling up.

Step 4: Check out the Atlantic’s article on the Obama-Clinton divide.

Step 5: Test the article’s accuracy by lobbing inflammatory comments during sledding/eggnog disposal activities.

Step 6: Wonder if the boomer vs. boomer divide is also impacting a boomer dominated markeplace, like say, the outdoor industry.

Step 7: Keep wondering while working on massive core shot picked up in the trees on New Year’s Eve.

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