Step 1: Eat too much ham and/or sugar cookies over the last month and a half.
Step 2: When relatives arrive, feign stomach disorder (see Step 1).
Step 3: Use frequent visits to the “library” to catch up on the stack of magazines piling up.
Step 4: Check out the Atlantic’s article on the Obama-Clinton divide.
Step 5: Test the article’s accuracy by lobbing inflammatory comments during sledding/eggnog disposal activities.
Step 6: Wonder if the boomer vs. boomer divide is also impacting a boomer dominated markeplace, like say, the outdoor industry.
Step 7: Keep wondering while working on massive core shot picked up in the trees on New Year’s Eve.