6.02.2008

BANNED: Patagonia Stand Up Shorts

After two hairy raquetball sightings in as many weeks, it's time to lay the hammer down. No pun intended.

To fight this andromeda strain of aerating- freeballing- cocktail- party- dudes, we must band together, stay united, and finally close the open crotch loophole.

One Percent for Men's Panties?

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4 comments:

  1. I'm gonna keep on wearing my 5" inseam stand ups. Just stop staring at the "no-go" zone and you'll be fine. There's worse outdoor fashion faux-pas' to be worried about. Such as anything those eurotrash climbers wear in general.

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  2. Anonymous7:04 PM

    Yeah, shorts w/ a 5" inseam aren't exactly a thong. It's absurd that man-capris are somehow considered the standard now. Why not just swath men in burkas and get all male flesh out of sight?

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  3. Anonymous11:34 PM

    the terrorist will win if standups get banned

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  4. Anonymous2:33 AM

    I didn't actually sit in bubblegum...

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