Ibex tent sale ... the haiku

Three days. Starts at 9.
Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
Bring your Visa card.

Peak foliage comes
just one time a year, at best.
Shak is forever.

Thousands of shoppers
drunk on the prospect of far
reduced merino.

A pregnant woman
wrestles wool from her sister.
That's mine. You cold bitch.

LINK: Ibex tent sale, Oct. 10-12, Woodstock.


  1. Anonymous10:38 AM

    I've been trying to figure out what time the sale starts. I'll be there a 9, with my claws sharpened. Love the haiku.

  2. I may ditch hiking Mansfield for this sale! And I can get it at work. haha.