1.07.2009

Maybe Power Rangers are huge in North Vancouver?

With the eagerly, eagerly, eagerly awaited unveiling of the ONYX Alpine Touring Binding, G3 Genuine Guide Gear has finally put their best ski forward into the lock-it-down universe of fixed-heel skiing.

I'm sure the thing skis like a Birdseye carpenter on a Wednesday, but what's in the name? Is it ...

* Onyx, the sweetest dirt-skiing town in California (population 476)?

* Onyx, the AT capital of the Power Rangers Universe?

* Onyx, the hot female pro wrestler Kyle McNeely

* Onyx, the Queens-based hip-hop songsters known for their cross-eyed slightly insane member, Sticky Fingaz?

* Onyx, the pre-wacko 2004 tour of Britney Spears?

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