ORSM 09: The unauthorized happy hour list

MONDAY / July 20

5 pm Junior's Tavern 30 E 300 S.
World’s Worst PR Event
Worse than you think

TUESDAY / July 21

4 pm
Runner's World #32148.
"Catch up with other endurance sports insiders."
Tan and tanner.

4 pm
Bridgedale Booth #24033
"Heft a pint of tasty Irish brew ...to celebrate its 100 year sock making heritage."
Socks and beer! Socks and beer!

Osprey #6027.
“35th anniversary party"
That would be the coral/jade anniversary.

Arc'teryx #1021.
Drink and browse through stuff you can’t afford.

5 pm
OIA #56000
Outdoor University Launch Party & Raffle. Wine, snacks, prizes.
Yes, wine.

5 pm
Smith Optics, #?
"We're just having a keg."
Get there before Chopper gets to it.

5 pm
Marmot #34037.
Benefit for the Access Fund.

6 pm
OR Industry Party on Pierpont.
Performance by Gibbon Slackline Pro Team. Also featuring flip cup tourney & dodgeball Held separately, I hope.

Rumors of a Native Eyewear party on the "Shilo Inn roof after the climbing thing."


4:00 pm
In the Camelbak "hydrolab". Booth 15027.
Always drinking, never hydrating.

4:00 pm
Deuter, Booth #12001.

4:00 pm
FabricLink Textile Networking Happy Hour. #MR155.
"Make new contacts! Discuss product development concepts!”
When do we go to White Castle?

4:30 pm
Oboz #BR403.
"Drink Squatters Organic Amber, plant trees."
Not sure how the cause-and-effect relationship works there, but I’m certainly willing to try.

4:30 pm
KOR Water Bottles #73.
Win backstage passes for Sonic Youth, Jack Penate & Jarvis Cocker.
If I had a dime for every male flight attendant who’s complimented my Kor bottle …

4:30 pm
Clif Bar, Booth ?
Celebrating 1% for the Planet.
For the record, “2% for the Planet” is MY IDEA.

5 pm
Petzl Pizza & Beer.
30 Pizzas from Miguel’s in the Red River Gorge.
Spot the climbers in the crowd … they’ll be the ones holding a beer and eating pizza.

5 pm
Smith Optics, #?
"I think we're having (a keg) Wednesday too."
Where the beer flows like wine.

5 pm
Nemo, Booth ?

6 pm
Caffe Molise, 55 West 100 South.
Conservation Alliance 20th anniversary event. Featuring “debut performance of Outdoor Industry All-Star Band.”
How much of a donation do we have to give to make them stop?

5:00 pm
Arc'teryx #1021.
Drink beer and try to guess the names of their new jacket colors.

THURSDAY / July 23

Ahnu Footwear 29167w
"Make it Count" Award Ceremony with mountain bike giveaway.
The first keg of the day is always the best.

4 pm
Aquapac 39139
“British Themed Happy Hour” includes chance to win framed prints from “Wild Image Project” photog Daniel Fox as well as a 6-day sea kayaking trip. Must be present to win.
Consider yourself lucky. We were going to have a breath holding contest.

Carve Designs, #37163.
Surfboard giveaway.

6 pm
The Hotel.
Trail Runner happy hour.

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