Letterman's Top 10 BP Excuses for the Gulf Coast Oil Spill

10. The Gulf of Mexico was overdue for its 3,000-mile oil change.

9. We promise we’ll get around to it by Labor Day.

8. Relax, it’s only leaking 210,000 gallons a day.

7. Giving everyone a free BP travel mug.

6. Louisiana hasn’t had a disaster in 5 years.

5. Guy from Goldman Sachs said it would make money.

4. Blame FEMA.

3. Did you hear Ricky Martin’s gay?

2. Blame Toyota.

1. Honestly, we’re so reckless—surprised it took this long

LINK: David Letterman / YouTube

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