10. Only 124 hours until we start tailgating for the Broncos-Pats game.
9. Childhood dream of making a million dollars in the windshield wiper fluid business inching closer to reality.
8. Dog poop in yard finally reaching that gelatinous can't-be-picked up stage.
6. Two-for-one tanning night at Hair Force One.
5. Guilt-free Dark Roast binging.
4. Phish's 'Round Room' has stopped totally sucking.
2. No-pants Mad Bus day!
1. Could be worse. You could be Roger Hill.