Cash for the Catamount Trail

Because cross country ski trails and red wine go together like Van Halen and ziplock bags full of everclear, Redwood Creek is hosting the Greater Outdoors Project ... an American Idol for people who know what klister is.

Vermont's own Catamount Trail is a finalist .... and, ironically, in the this GOP you can also vote as much as you want.

LINK: Vote for the Catamount Trail

Why sell organic?

* 1 in 5 consumers are LOHAS consumers (Lifestyles of Health and Sustainability).
* LOHAS consumers spend 4 times as much as as "unconcerned" consumers on their food.
* For 2008, LOHAS spending in the USA is estimated at $209 billion
* By 2010, LOHAS spending is anticipated to exceed $400 billion.


Standup paddle surfing is the new rollerblading


Ted's tips on improving Franco-American relations

FRENCH REPORTER: “What do you think the last thought is in the head of a deer before you shoot it? Is it? ‘Are you my friend?’ or maybe ‘Are you the one who killed my brother?’”

THE NUGE: “They aren’t capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is, What am I going to eat next? Who am I going to screw next? And, can I run fast enough to get away? They are very much like the French in that way.”

LINK: the quote in context

LINK: Ted Nugent performs at Champlain Valley Expo, Aug. 29, 2008


You Might Be A Greenneck If...

... you find yourself wondering what sort of gas mileage this thing gets.


BANNED: Patagonia Stand Up Shorts

After two hairy raquetball sightings in as many weeks, it's time to lay the hammer down. No pun intended.

To fight this andromeda strain of aerating- freeballing- cocktail- party- dudes, we must band together, stay united, and finally close the open crotch loophole.

One Percent for Men's Panties?


You might be a Greeneck ...

If you have both Ted Nugent and Howard Dean as friends on Facebook.