Top 10 'greatest' things about the death of the Land and Water Conservation Fund

10.  Will definitely help jumpstart Mars colonization efforts.

9. Increases the availability of 50-cent brownies nationwide as conservation non-profits start hosting bake sales.

8. Gives Rep. Rob Bishop (R-UT) a happy tingly feeling. LINK

7. Three words:  Venture Inside Zone.

6. Creates needed opportunities for struggling "Big 5" oil companies, which made only $90 million in profits last year, and could still only come up with $125 million for CEO salaries.