10.01.2007

Perfection is the enemy of good


Hypocrite
A person who engages in the same behaviors he condemns others for.

Ecohypocrite
A climate change activist lacking enough sense to live in a mud hut.

Adarcinomacrite
A perfectly healthy doctor who doesn’t have the common courtesy to get cancer before treating it.

Jetercrite
Bemoaning the Yankees. Watching them anyway.

Dynafitocrite
A skier in alpine touring gear riding chairlifts.

Hummerocrite
Driving a car designed for Middle East battle scenarios, a car that is the true symbol of America's military-petroleum complex, to yoga class.

Fonefiftyocrite
Driving your dubious-emission 12 mpg pickup truck to the organic farmer’s market.

Hybridocrite
Driving a Prius. Still not carpooling.

Siennacrite
Riding your conspicuous bike yellow bike to work. 'Cause your wife is doing all the kid driving.

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:01 AM

    Touche (avec accent grave).
    JJ the lift serve AT guy

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  2. Anonymous1:40 PM

    I was laughing my butt off until I read "siennacrite." Ouch.
    --AH the bike commutin' while wife is kid-totin' guy

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