My first appointment is at 8:30 am. Sweet. That means if I fall asleep in the next 10 minutes I'll sleep for 9 hours and be totally rested for a huge day.
Did I sync my google calendar to my iphone? Pretty sure I did. Even if I didn't, there's plenty of time in the morning to check on that.
Mental note. Don't forget to sync calendars.
What time is my wake up call?
Maybe I should set my phone alarm as well.
I like it to be cool when I fall asleep.
Why isn't the air conditioner working?
It's certainly making enough noise.
Mental note: Bitch about the AC to the manager.
I bet I'm dehydrated already.
The water here makes me suspicious.
Paranoid, dude. Chill out.
I hope I'm not touching the bedspread.
This mattress smells like Lysol.
I think it's Lysol, anyway. Might be something stronger.
Mental note: Bring pajamas next time.
Where the hell was Moulton today?
Pretty sure I confirmed that.
I should turn my phone off.
If I fall asleep in the next half hour, I can sleep for a solid 7 hours and be totally rested for a huge day. That's pretty good.
Why did I order shellfish in Utah?
What an idiot.
If I go to the emergency room, I totally deserve it.
My body weight will probably take care of it.
It's amazing that I can't stay awake until 10 pm at home, but can't fall asleep before 2 am on the road.
Hello, Mr. Benadryl.
There it is.
OK. Stop thinking about the drowsiness. That's a sure way to not fall asleep.
Just let it happen.
If I fall asleep in the next hour, I'll still get a solid 5 hours.
I can live with that.
These shows are like one long day with a bunch of shitty naps in the middle.
That's funny. I should tweet that.
Is Starbucks open yet?
Mental note: Get a stronger prescription.